It’s a good thing they got rid of the tumbler with the (frozen) envelopes, the draft lottery would be a snuff film.

Place your bets:
“I have black friends.” - 1/2
“I was hacked.” - 1/2
“I’m being silenced/targeted by the liberal media.” - 4/5
“I’m a young, dumb kid and didn’t really mean those things.” - 3/1
“I was kidding.” / “It was satire.” - 4/1
“I’m being quoted out of context.” - 5/1
“I was drunk.” - 7/1
“Fuck yeah, I’m racist. White…

Five dollars a month? Nobody can afford that!

Theory No. 7: Would-be fans spend 97% of their disposable income on mirrored Oakleys, Jimmy Buffet paraphernalia, Valtrex and stickers of Calvin pissing on things.

Traveling Beal Buries Self At The End Of The (Base)Line, Refs Claim He Handled With Care

“NFL teams have soured on Murray after his performance on the Dan Patrick Show.

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

Literally, it’s the character’s name?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655

More like agony of the feet emirate?

Shoes are thrown because the feet are considered dirty and gross in that region, and therefore insulting to the target.

Who knew Random Task was from UAE?  

did the slaves that picked up the shoes get to keep them?

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

Weird that the privileged son of a billionaire with substance issues would be acting like this...

Browns Marketing Executives: “Well, that #dp promotion sure didn’t work. I wonder how our new Browns-branded debit card with unlimited withdrawals from automated teller machines is being received on social media. Hey Kyle, let’s put the feed back up but change the search to Brown ATM, ok?”

I don’t have a lot to add on this particular story.  I just wanted to thank you for the thorough and well-thought out reporting you’ve done on these issues over the past few years when so many other journalists try to half-ass it because complex coverage of an issue like this is too hard.  Your reporting is a major…

he was THE closer

Mariano Rivera with another cutter.