It did seem like MacDonald didn’t give Dillashaw all that much time to recover

My father, an avid football fan and gambler, gave me this advice on his deathbed.

“Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?”
Just links to Purdue’s marketing page for OxyContin.

I’ll always love Tiafoe for “It can’t be that good!!”

Australian tennis has a long history of being populated solely by jerks. A Google search for Margaret Court will give you a good sense of the fine folks that gravitate towards our local game. Also, due to climate change, summer in Melbourne now resembles something that’s two or three seasons away from resembling…

I am so excited for the youngs to come and sweep away the middle aged grifters out of the game.

The only thing I terrorize is the rim

Is Narnia on the Balkan peninsula? If so then you’re spot on

Honestly, with tensions over immigration in Australia, it doesn’t help that these three have names that mark their families as recent immigrants and are all disappointing (and Kyrgios and Tomic are real brats) compared to whitebread Aussie tennis legends like Rod Laver who were renowned gentlemen.

It’s a regular Outback Steakhouse with all these beefs that be bloomin

How do you return these people to the fold?

Well said. The moment I saw "best meal we ever had" in reference to literally the cheapest, lowest quality, and most ubiquitous foods in the country I couldn't figure out how anyone would even momentarily believe such a sad lie.

“I just want to blame my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for getting us here”

“Everybody believed in us!”

If Stephen Miller and a cat clock spawned a child.

I think that both the brain trauma argument and the “you’ll make more money long-term” argument generally don’t apply to quarterbacks. Sure, there’s a possible future where he maximizes his earnings in MLB, but he’d have to be a real, true superstar with a long career. In the NFL, he’d merely need to be a starter.

Fucking elias sports bureau here. Nice random stats you pulled up

The [1985] 49ers lost, 17-16. These [2019] snowballs didn’t affect the game, at least.

Is this a... Nelly reference?  Please come to my parties. I need support. 

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