Dončić taunt him, or you’ll Luka stupid.

Yeah, listen, I’m all for an athlete dunking on some heckling rube on Twitter. That’s all in good fun. But you never full-scale engage in a multi-tweet showdown and you DEFINITELY do not do a Barstool-esk targeted harassment campaign against them.

trevor, who cannot tweet about this or me due to my diplomatic immunity, once told me that he pees on his feet in the shower to keep from getting athlete’s foot. also when he was in college he almost failed freshman physics because he kept confusing mass and weight. also trevor once destroyed his pitching hand during…

I’ll give him that she was trolling, but bullying and slander? Christ, it’s axiomatic that all these “FREE SPEECH I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS” types just fall apart at the slightest criticism. She said “my least favorite player” and then lamely accused him of acting like a 16 year old on her period. What a fucking…

He seems like an objectively awful individual. The type that knows what he’s doing is shitty, but feels he’s “right” and that makes it ok. That being “rational” and “logical” is more important than being a decent person. And that can’t see his stupid, shitty emotions are neither rational nor logical.

It’s also what some people might call hubris.

Yup, this was my take as well.  “Might as well take some risks down as many points as we are.” 

The ultimate humiliation for any ball player is knowing that James Harden dropped a 3 on you without travelling.

What made it worse was he was trying SOOO hard to stop Harden. I mean, he was putting in work on the defense like it was The Finals.

RIP.  He was too young to go like this.

Drug testing 90 year-olds is the absolute fucking apex of our shitty puritanical society.

wow, what a beautiful inspirational comeback story. 

Rose then excused himself to huddle with his brand manager, Trevor Bauer.

“all that glitters is Gould.” -Smash Mouth

Maybe Coach Walton just can’t relate to what it was like for Lonzo to grow up with a dad constantly spouting nonsense for public consumption.

I’ve seen thicker skins on milk

Didi has gotten better in each of the 4 years he’s been starting there, I don’t understand

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

Insert here the eternal reminder that Tom Coughlin chose Blake Bortles to helm a team with a Super Bowl quality defense over Colin Kaepernick the last two years.

You underestimate Florentino’s appetite for the objectively absurd.