Should have been rooting for Bane.

Lol, no way. That would require them to also be up against some exciting, highly regarded Rams team with a prolific offense and... ah fuck!

It was evil vs evil and evil lost!!!!! Sadly evil won though. 

+1 for Councilman Grosso for only referring to “Washington Professional Football team”

As a DC taxpayer, I could not be more against a DC stadium and I could not be more sure that whatever the city ends up doing will be terrible for residents across the city.

Old empty stadium demolished to build taxpayer-funded new empty stadium.

“Go rest, young man.” —Horace, freely.

Considering the highest team rent in the game is around $6M, there’s still a huge gap to the $180M owed in stadium work.

If the Raiders lease Memorial Stadium and somehow bail out the UC Regents and their almost-bankrupting of Cal with those moronic stadium renovations and usurious loan choices, they’ll go out of town as conquering heroes, so there’s absolutely no possibility of that option happening.

Disclaimer: rampant speculation here. I’d guess that the “sex tape” might be referring to Dwight Howard’s accuser, who some thought was trans (but is a gay man). That would explain the clumsiness, and why the Warriors/Curry might understandably push back against the description of the conversation. 

People are always so concerned about making sure the other guy can’t win that they ignore their own victory. I’m sure that says something about the human condition.

As a United fan, I can only offer this: while, yes, it sucks pretty hard right now, Billy has just offered us a glimmer of hope. Longtime Billy scholars will recognize that once he describes a team as terrible and finished, they are assured of a shocking comeback. Thanks, Billy!

Obviously, the racist costume in the top picture is going to get all the attention. But still, Dave Portnoy does deserve some credit for somehow showing up to a Halloween party as both Craig Sager and Ted Cruz.

This is what happens when you are too tan to go as Brian Scalabrine

At last, we’ve found the true victims of Bowlen’s Green.

Well one thing is certain. Inherited wealth is clearly a very good thing and only ever leads to talented people making important and good decisions. 

Pat would be extremely disappointed to have his family affairs play out in the public

I feel bad for Daniel but this is tremendous content. 

I agree if Babe Ruth walked through a time portal from 1927 to today & tried to do the same shit that he was successful with in his time. But if he was born in the 90s and trained like players do today and had better techniques and such? In other words, Ottavino wouldn’t have been throwing filthy if he was pitching in…

“Donald Goes to the White House” would make an excellent dark comedy illustrated novel.