Of course he has...as shown in this old Tiny Toons cartoon clip.

Came here to say this. There’s no way he’s ever even had coins. They’re something he kicks out of the way on the sidewalk.

Of course he hasn’t. Most coins are too big to hold with just one of his hands. 

Fake news!

I’m not sure what you’re talking about. The overwhelming majority of Knicks fans readily acknowledge that we support a garbage franchise.

You can’t just make up names.

Let’s Remember Some Knicks is like The Good, The Bad and The Ugly without any Good

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT AFTER 9/11!

This doesn’t even phase us as a fanbase. Remember, in just the 21st Century, we’ve suffered through:

I would not have written the above if each outlet was only repeating a single outlet’s report, but that’s not the case here; each is reporting it independently. You can always tell from the wording. (For example, the NYDN’s story reads, “Team sources confirmed...”)

And how he, the observant Presbyterian who has definitely been a pious participant in services - the best services - his whole life, believe me, was totally flummoxed when the Apostles Creed came up.

Yeah but this is his first time being a president. He is learning the ropes. The second term will be for the actual presidency.

I don’t think he’s ever grasped that money is a physical thing before. It’s always been a fleet of invisible servants that he bosses around and pretends to have more of.

“So, you’re saying these metal discs represent the microscopic amounts of money that poors deal with daily? Unbelievable!”

I agree with you, Trump is an idiot but he has held coins before, he used to go around collecting money from the laundry rooms in his dad’s apartment buildings. His dad thought of him as nothing more than a gopher.

Are you kidding? The first time he ever jerked off he probably did it with a roll of dimes in the other hand, so he could convince himself that his dick was huge, just gigantic, everyone is going to be talking about how it’s the best dick ever.

A guy downthread goes even another step, suggesting that Donald doesn’t understand the concept of heads and tails, i.e. what a coin flip is even for! This rings true to me. The way President Good Brain hammed it up sure makes it look like he believed it was just some meaningless ceremonial duty.

He was just pissed that they didn’t use one of his North Korean Summit Coins.

Anyone eating that food will be spending a lot of time on the Porcelain Palace.

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS.