KFC and cologne : (

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

Ladies, the flying spaghetti monster is a hockey fan. 

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

Woman’s pain gets in the way of man’s ego; man soldiers on. This story and more on News at 9.

It appears that as he set out to report a story about family, guilt, and a man’s tortured brush with fame, Alexander found evidence of another story that didn’t fit in with the essay about personal salvation he envisioned.

Anyone who wears a t-shirt in a color other than white underneath a button up is clearly demented and needs to seek immediate medical attention.  

Wow - so JR isn’t the first Smith in Ohio who failed to make it to Utah:

The chess world was shocked at Carlsen’s objectively lame decision not to try to win Game 12, but today’s result at least proves that his decision was sound.

“Still thinking of Abraham Lincoln as the guy who lost the 1858 Senate contest to Stephen Douglas? Think again.”

Other SI cover story ideas:

In six months, when I go to my next dentist appointment, I’ll read this and get back with you Laura. 

Should a towering straw man argument be called a Wicker Man argument?  Maybe we should burn Drew Brees for harvest.

So as the years passed, the story of the short signal-caller who conquered insurmountable odds...

It’s time to re-think Michael Jordan. Sure, he was cut from a JV team in high school, but he’s really turned it around since.

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

It can be both a rational decision and a loss of nerve, I think.

I’ve loved your chess coverage and was equally shocked by yesterday’s ending. That said, I think you’re doing a bit of a disservice to Carlsen by emphasizing the “lost his nerve” angle.

I dated a girl last year who was from San Luis Obispo, where I believe Liddell lives now. She is completely unfamiliar with MMA, and I can name maybe five current UFC fighters. Yet I remember her bringing him up, saying that she knows people who now work with/for Liddell, and remarking that he needs people to help him…