I present to you, with a chef’s kiss, the top comments on the column

That poor woman, bringing a child into the world with someone who likes Pearl Jam that much

I dunno, on this issue it seems the called out players all took a knee

I am pretty sure fraternities are Greek

I appreciate your not-mad critique of my critique, Peezus

Just imagine his reaction if the ump had read out his old tweets

I am obsessed with this name Devlin. It’s like someone took Devin and decided it wasn’t fratty enough and added a lil L to up the douche factor.

It’s probably both: growing due to a gross audience, inflating the stats to fake it til they make it, too.

Yea I work for a media outlet that was pitched Nardini a lot but they ran away when we tried to look into the actual numbers and didn’t agree to avoid tough questions. They’ve got a good PR firm but I don’t trust the numbers at all...

Like he’s about to pay another tax bill?

Japan: No.

“Another classic three-goal effort” — Harry Kane

I only saw one person and it is QUITE a take

Calling out bullshit columns elsewhere, in this case The Post, feels very Deadspin to me

Then once you’re at maximum pressure, aim for the middle wall of the urinal. If you’re peeing into the cake, you will create an unwelcome splash. Your piss is a 3-0 pitch you want to groove down the middle.

The problem is, all the young guys at United are good — but they’ll do better elsewhere. I am doubtful Martial can be great without joining a weaker side first.

So how much will United pay for him to join Matic?

Albert Burneko is a strange name for a burner account, KD

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

It wasn’t until these lines that I realized this was about a MIDDLE SCHOOL team, right?? That makes it so, so much more awesome.