thatsjustturrible
ThatsJustTurrible
thatsjustturrible

“Yes doctor, I have an injury to my typing finger..”

Watching people type with just their pointer fingers is my personal “nails on chalkboard” feeling

you’re probably crusty

The PB&J article was awesome though

Rodgers only wants his front office to be responsible. They probably knew how much Nelson would cost against the cap. But it wouldn’t hurt to discount double check.

Do the names make it more or less? Because lacrosse obviously wins on the names.

“Not scared by this souvenir bat, are you? Well just wait until you see our self defense ice cream helmet and cheese fries.”

I don’t really have a joke, just want to say as one of the people delayed hours that day: fuck you, TJ

Every time I see a player do this I picture myself doubled over in pain with a new bruise on my leg and a pristine bat

My love for you is very complicated, Big Papi

Maybe but my totally dart throw guess is that it’s a smaller market team chasing a wild card that moves for him

It’s gonna be fun with the Orioles refuse to trade Machado to the AL East at the deadline and ship him somewhere like Minnesota

Hope I am not the only one who pictured the interviewer like this

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy

The only knock on Penn hosting the Ivy League tournament is that it might make sense to have it at an Ivy League school.

As someone currently delayed in California trying to get back to NYC, I will take the barf if I can sleep at home tonight

Fair point!

Was thinking more in that this is his first Olympics, but not saying it isn’t disappointing given the hopes

I was half-trolling, but I do think it’s a little much to talk about a comeback narrative for someone who made their international debut less than two years ago and is in their first Olympics

Honest question: Is it really a comeback if he’s never won anything at the international level?