Arsenal will crush their next couple Europa opponents, Billy will write that they’ll be ok, and then they’ll promptly get pantsed 3-1 by a team none of us has ever watched.

It’s one of my favorite movies. Wilson and Vince Vaughn crash weddings and ultimately find love themselves.

That’s the dude who was friends with Tom Hanks in Cast Away

It’s an annual struggle to decide whether to unfollow people on Twitter just because they’re Pats fans and put it in their name

These could be the decisive moves that put Arsenal in 5th

There must be some mistake

Ten years ago I didn’t like Federer because he won too much. For the last five years I have unabashedly rooted for him to win everything.

The funniest thing about all of this was Mkhitaryan spinning his move to Arsenal like he wasn’t a partial make-weight for Alexis

Roger-Vasselin was last seen offering Hlavackova some Vasselin for the burn.

I agree with you, but I’d feel better about it if it were just the other players being like “fuck this guy,” not the BBWAA.

Clemens was an asshole but it was kinda awesome too

I would sign up for this if it were real cheese

Arsenal’s second goal was just as shambolic. Why am I watching this game

Fair enough. I was only imagining what would be an “instant kill” animal to drop near the idiot person. Drop 1 of those while the rest distract the defenders, and it’s over

We can use the eagles as bombers? Can 50 eagles pick up a lion while we are at it

+1 draft pick traded for Mitch Trubisky

I think it would be painful and revolting, but that an adult human fighting for its life can kill a lot of rats.

In my realistic scenario, the gorillas mount the buffalo as they pass, then ride them into battle.

I am having a hard time imagining anything getting through a perimeter of gorillas and bears working together

Asked for comment on the accusations, Vince McMahon added: “That’s Amore.”