I stood next to Hope Solo backstage at a conference earlier this week — can confirm she’s awesome and terrifying

For me it totally depends on how far from home the gym is. If I can get home in less than 20 mins, I’ll wait to shower. Otherwise, don’t want to feel gross for a long period of time.

Wasn’t the owner the driver as well

The driver was the owner, and he died, too.

I completely agree with you but I think it’s what HE’d want, not what is best for the company.

College-aged dudes paying with credit card linked to parents’ bank account

Agree. Wish they’d spin out Pardon My Take as its own standalone brand, with Barstool as its anchor investor, and let them grow on their own.

Right... which is why Portnoy loves this. The more controversy, the more people are like “fuck now I need to figure out what Barstool is”

reread my comment

I think that’s what the CEO wants. What Portnoy wants is control + relevance, both of which he gets when he forces ESPN to use the Barstool brand, then ESPN balks at its toxicity. Shows he’s calling the shots and allows him to now play the edgy card as a victim of the corporation

Portnoy got exactly what he wanted here

Just found his name via a quick Google search and it’s even more PFT Commenter than I could’ve dared to imagine

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

This is awesome work. Hope you keep at it, Kayla.

Let’s see if he sticks

Sneaky of the Dodgers to swap in Turner’s playoff specialist twin, Mose.

Cutler doesn’t even react to the booing. Almost like he’s inoculated.

All these years and only now I find out that “don’t judge a book by its cover” was a lie? Thanks for my failure as a writer, mom!

I will root for KP to have a great year, the Knicks to lose the most games in the league, and for Hoodie Melo to have hilarious on-court interactions with PG and Russ