“He’s both physically and verbally abusive. He may have a problem with alcohol, we don’t know.”

“Tony Blundetto sucks” just doesn’t really roll off the tongue easily

This is pretty amazing

In the silence of the last play in the Super Bowl party room I was in last night (almost everyone neutral and rooting for the Falcons), the one woman rooting for the Pats broke the silence preemptively to announce: “You’re all just jealous”

You deserve all the points.

90% of that crowd was waiting for him to take off the USC shirt, too.

Ummmmm...

It’s a sad day in America when the real Lou Gehrig takes to Twitter to fight with the real Sidney Ponson

Pretty mad at myself for bothering to compare these two speeches just now

That part was supposed to be a joke

He ended up a loyal member of the team and lost multiple World Series... tough luck whether you’re a fan or not.

He never got a ring, but how is Mussina stuck where he is? Dude hasn’t posted a single anti-Muslim meme...

Shep back at it again with another sick deal

Shep back at it again with another sick deal

I’m not responding to say this comment is dumb, my keyboard is

In middle school my friends and I hoarded dozens of snowballs behind the park wall on Central Park West and then pelted NYC buses as they went by. Some braked a ton, and eventually two cops chased us away. They caught my slowest friend and he lied about what school he went to. That school got a 1 hour assembly meeting…

Can’t wait for the breakup note we’ll get after four years of Joakim Noah

Skip back at it again with another sick deal

Skip back at it again with another sick deal

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

Counterpoint: fuck Curt Schilling.

The answer isn’t that simple. We know they’re monitored but how much is the whole point. Logan, for example, was left naked on a horse headed for wilderness...