Did anyone ask the Plain Dealer for comment?

I think the evidence is stout.

When you look back at it, Brotherhood had such an excellent score, fun new gameplay with the guild, strong characters, and the creepiness/beauty of decaying Rome. I don't see how it can be topped.

Her lines are incredible!

2:25 in: "He had spots under his eyes but he was fine after that." Pretty sure that Jim McMahon was not just fine.

I could watch the remnants of the 90s Knicks fight people forever

In New York, where I live, they still do it every single game. I find it refreshing to go to other ballparks and not have fans fighting over taking off their caps for a song that's not the national anthem.

They also only trot it out for nationally televised games and playoff games in most cities. Seems so tired now.

Suarez: He really bit on that juke, huh?

Upon further review, you're definitely still an idiot. Ask yourself if there was a joke there that you missed and report back!

Citing "no means no" as a new point of emphasis, Roger Goodell then suspended ESPN Deportes for two games.

You said #1.

ASK A QUESTION KEVIN

This is quite the niche beat.

I agree—if you don't know what a Rabona is, and you're a deadspin commenter, your obvious reaction is "derp this sucks Greg sucks" and not "hmmm maybe I am missing something, ENHANCE"

Google "rabona" because what happened was too subtle for you to notice.

Peter King cannot confirm whether Peter King saw the security footage of the incident that resulted in Klemko's suspension.

I was really hoping this site would have an appropriately cringe-worthy soundtrack auto-playing. Did it not?

he ends up all alone in a patch of grass, shaken and confused