Adorable!

And since the two teams are on an evangelical before the season starts at the end of the month, the NBA sent them a letter outlining everything they shouldn't do.

As a Yankees fan, I'm not even mad to see a division rival advance, just happy for Buck. About time.

It's not War Machine's fault these poems suck—he spotted his phone in the hands of another man.

"But you promised Aussie Rules Football was full contact!"

Lol the truthers are really out in force on this one...

Omg the week after I got Sledge's Shotgun... what glory...

I thought Roger Goodell had destroyed this evidence after Spygate as too damaging for the league

A big problem with the Yankees' report is that half these guys don't even play for the Yankees anymore.

I keep seeing an ad for "Men's Boots" from Amazon at the bottom of the thread and keep mistaking it for a Bungie-esque cryptic comment.

Keith Olbermann Reveals Himself As Shitty Deadspin Commenter, His Comment Is Left Pending Indefinitely

I have a friend with a gluten allergy who always drinks cider, and I can't stand most of the stuff available including Angry Orchard, which I still find way too sweet. Which of these higher-quality ones is generally easiest to find?

Yep you sound like the type of guy to be defending Shady people.

"We're relieved that the correction was made, because Justin Tuck remains a top contributor in eating up yards."

Can we really know without hearing audio from the incident? I didn't hear the Football Gods chortling at any point...

GET OUTTA HERE! Not a big deal.

+1 settlement of future litigation between Kluwe and Pleatherface

You know that Raysism is self-parodying in the same vein as Kluwe, right?

Raysism is one of the last masters of the comment. If you knew his favorite question, you'd get why his comment is ironic, and so is ChrisWarcraft's reply.

Further than all but, say, 32 or so people in the country.