"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

And you still think that New York is one fanbase, or that this single fanbase is the only one that would feel some good ol' schadenfreude about Pats fans.

I love walking by Professor Thom's when the Pats are losing another playoff game. Really makes your own problems melt away.

Marine Todd just got his entire class to donate $50 and an American flag each to this patriot. His professor vomited blood while flashing gang signs and every woman within five miles went topless and wrote Darren Wilson on their breasts while singing 'My Country, 'Tis Of Thee' as a bald eagle dive-bombed a terrorist…

I don't know if it's fair to say Carragher gave no answer—seemed like he was chewing it over.

Sign on Lolo Jones and we've basically got a reality series right here. But what channel?

You have one guest editor for the day from one of the Big Four sports. Who do you pick: A) A-Rod B) Richard Sherman C) JR Smith D) Tyler Seguin

This is really really upsetting me. Update: I'm approved? You guys... think I can come hang? Aww. You guys.

You're facing Bartolo Colon in 2015. Who on staff strikes him out?

How many Jets have you seen on Tinder so far?

Considering how close I live to Professor Thom's, I would like to propose this be retired

Game 5, 2000 World Series

Can you guys approve me already? I'm just out here trying to be the best teammate I can be.

How have I not gotten approved past the pending purgatory yet? Check my profile...

"These are forward-looking statements and whatever happens after that is going to transpire."

The rumor mill seems to think this has something to do with some s̶h̶a̶d̶y̶ academic advisers

+1

Right and all the schools and teams that have changed their names for years and been just fine afterward were just doing so in a token attempt to appear progressive and not "Jezbellian."

White racists attached to them?

Troll hungry