Houston and Harvard, the dream combination. Huzzah!

Have any of them changed fewer than Most Hated Team In America, the Yankees?

Your post is bad and you should feel bad

What are the things to be taken into consideration for preventative purposes, Stephen?? THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW

He's doing exactly what they pay him millions to do. Top shelf of the cup, every time.

+1 elevator button

I don't know, I think it takes a real set of peas to play.

It's for tossers

I think Rugby Legume is just a really awesome new sport.

The headline was changed.

Seems like the headline to this story is backwards from the actual story

I also think we should have a super-immaculate inning where no one makes contact on any of the pitches.

As soon as I heard about this story all I could think was that it was somehow the Yellow King

I give them credit for taking the plunge, but the location proved to be a dive.

No way this marriage stays afloat.

And yet sounds like you are also the worst lay she's ever had.

#boycottBilboBallbaggins

In November, voters in Munich, Germany, rejected a proposed Olympic bid. "The vote is not a signal against the sport," said one lawmanker, "but against the non-transparency and the greed for profit of the IOC."

Noooo

I wasn't aware that Montreal even had bagels. I thought they just enjoyed losing after scoring 1 or 2.