If you had received a scholarship to a DI school, would you still have thought when reading an essay like this, "that school was expensive, what a dick"?

New Haven white clam pizza is surprisingly good (from an NY-Chicago commuter). Abbott's in Noank for steamers and lobster, too.

Ok but seriously who has even heard of a steamed cheeseburger

Don't know how we can trust Shefter's sourcing on all these voicemails. Voice analysis would just show that the caller remained Incognito.

I hope the Jaguars learned their lesson: No pain, no Blaine.

Only Sox fans like Yankees-Red Sox telecasts. Just like Sox fans think they are the chosen people. We Yankees fans are well aware that most of the country hates us and would prefer to just move on...

Absolutely not, he's a plastic surgeon.

Sorry Brandon Meriweather, looks like Albert Haynesworth is still miles ahead when it comes to being the Redskins' Team Terminator.

It's remarkable how fast the thousands of fans in Tampa were able to hit the deck and stay off-camera during that shot

Like everyone else, I don't think this is a dive. I do think that when he seemingly points to the spot after, however, that's the sketchy part.

Calling this a variation of a cream pie joke is a huge insult to Jason Biggs, Ang Lee, and the entire nations of India and Morocco.

20. Pigeon

Not knowing what else to do upon seeing Oden land safely, the backboard promptly shattered.

Maybe there's hope for the Atlanta Hawks' season after all

Pretty bold tweet from a newspaper owned by the AJ Carpet company

100% agree and I am so sick of reading such trolling on Deadspin.

Pee-brained choice, Sweaty.

Alex Smith would love to learn this man's secret to such a fluid offense.

Alex Smith would love to learn this man's secret to such a fluid offense.

We miss Lennay Kekua too, but no one can seem to locate her