The cheap seats where you can get a $19 lobster roll.

"I wish I would have kicked him in his face."

I appreciate that you said "first nation tribes" to try to sound informed on this, but if you look up that term, I don't think it means what you think it means.

"It divided the team in a way since one set of people couldn't do a certain thing."

I am a guy reading jezebel and finding that I am actually in the picking/popping camp. It's my girlfriend who thinks that's "unnatural" and would rather put on some bs lotion.

Bill Simmons' top choices for replacement for Magic Johnson:

Real takeaway: Before steroids, David Ortiz was a blonde.

You just brought a smile to my face. +1 for epic satire of a sanctimonious poster

Another key difference being mine was simply a comment illustrating that something college athletes did doesn't surprise me based on anecdotal experience. You know, kinda like feedback. That other people can also relate to or not.

Is that Luke Zeller getting a high five at the end? It's confirmed, we have a GZOAT.

This reminds me of a story about the Syracuse basketball team: most of the team had to attend a sexuality lecture as a course requirement. As soon as they saw a transvestite onstage, a well-known NBA player announced "I'm out!" and the whole team walked out.

:/

What percent of players would you guess are cheating on their wives, not including Santonio Holmes?

The excitement after Kljestan's game-winner is so much funnier now

Only if he gets a leg up on the competition in practice.

Yea have no idea why but even though he's tried so hard to be liked and hasn't done anything wrong, I am basically always rooting against him. Murray, meanwhile, is reportedly quite an asshole on tour and yet gets more support.

It's spelled queueueue

If only all the frat bros in New York City who actually go to Brother Jimmy's knew there was a crowd-free outpost for them at Marlins Stadium

+1

[just got concussion hitting head on desk from laughter]