For Best Small Movie, I personally would vote Short Term 12. It's one of those almost medicine-like movies where it's difficult to watch what's happening at times, but keeps things together and has some amazing performances. I know if you're outside of NYC it's not easy to see yet though.

After the game, Cincinnati police began investigating death threats associated with every motherfucker recently seen with Phillips' known baby mamas. The tip: local beat reporter C. Trent Rosecrans and sports page editor T. Guildenstern must die.

Infer would only be if it wasn't from something spoken, but oh fuck it it's 1am

Don't step on the glass treading here... wrong Williams

Deadspin, I am outraged at all your coverage of the Jets. Your Woody for this pathetic team reveals a NY bias and I want you to know that many readers like me will click every story in protest.

Deadspin: only allowed to report on the ace pitchers of dope's approved list of playoff contenders

Sooo isn't the UCL the Tommy John ligament? Knew the Joker shouldn't have bet on Harvey as his ace in the hole.

Didn't know Ebert appeared in the thesaurus

This actually was well-investigated and well-written in its own way. It added accountability and pointed out a market leader in its business manufacturing a non-story. Perhaps too inside baseball for you, but that's how Deadspin got its start. If it only did weeks-long investigations, it wouldn't function as an…

As a child, I was groomed to like orange marmalade for years. How dare this list perpetuate a jam culture that makes it seem somehow ok that we marmaladers are inferior?

Players who have spent time in Miami. It's tragic.

wat

What about the venting by just kicking the shit out of the balls intended for the fans?

I wonder how many of the people bashing MSG as a hellhole have been there since the renovations. Looks really good now, and as someone else has noted, you feel much closer to the action than at Barclays Center, while keeping the energy I got addicted to in early 1990s with Knicks and Rangers crazy sellout crowds.

I spy Tom Gordon!

I'm glad you italicized there because otherwise your post would have gone over my head

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They gave him days to choose to cooperate, and by all signs and reporting he declined to do so. This seems a humiliation tactic to get more leverage in trying to make him come around—he was probably offered the low-key version provided he play ball.

Also lolz to the forwards dogging it at half the speed of the tackler

This was not the way to become the more famous of the apl.de.ap twins.