Article is about the Promenade. Picture is of the Pier. Two different places.

I got nothing better to do, so I’m holding out for a charge and sentencing. Dream big, right?

Tell her that if she’s ever been in the kitchen while you’re cooking meat, she has inhaled some meat particles, and thus cannot call herself a vegetarian.

Yeah. Do you want antibiotic resistant bacteria?

She literally has a Daddy cap on. Good god.

My favorite part was learning that the lawyer tried to get her to take off her “Daddy” hat and she refused.

This is news to me, I thought he was Catholic.

You can buy Torani syrups in a lot of popular nut flavors and just add syrup and cream to your coffee for a poor man’s latte. You don’t get foam. but foam is overrated anyway.

One possible upside for the MAGA crowd. They may have just made America too crazy for immigrants to bother with. I saw a headline that suggested that Mexicans looking to immigrate out of Mexico are no longer looking at the US as an option.

My grandpa that immigrated here from Nazi Germany as a child is certainly rolling in his grave 

I feel the same way as a widow.

I like that whoever is dressing her and doing her makeup is still making her look goddamn hilarious.

Somebody certainly has a high opinion of their spelling....

https://www.nobelprize.org/nomination/literature/

Aggy Azealia!

Same. Vanilla Lice slayed me.

I especially enjoyed “Eminem’s stunt double”

I lost it at "delivered the goods faster than Amazon Prime".

He does look like someone who uses cologne instead of soap.

“Aggy Azealia”