I mean I don’t go to public pools bc it’s just poopoo and bandaid soup, but you know that’s just me. I am not fun at parties :( 

Obligatory gif anytime Tyronn Lue is mentioned in the comments:

You can tell by the look on his face like right at 2:25 mark, he’s like “Noooooooooo!” that it was definitely not a planned or staged thing lol.

I too would like to purchase one of these masks.

NO. lol! That’s hysterical. 

Is it queso? I’m half mexican and had never heard of “queso” until I got to the east coast. 

32%? We are never going to reach herd immunity are we? :(

Sprayed with water and tapped his head... holy fucking shit. I need to see the rest of that interview (Hello Aldis Hodge...)

Not even close, I wouldn’t have recognized those songs having any kind of relation at all. This isn’t like the Blurred Lines and Got to Give it Up thing.

Gross. 

Possible. it’s also very possible she’s a right-wing conservative nutjob.

Hah! She’s got to be Iranian from the accent. Maybe Afghani - that’s a farsi intonation. What a stupid woman.

It’s absolutely 100% GM Musipro’s fault. Daft Punk paid and are paying the royalties. The label just pocketed the money and didn’t do their due diligence to pay their artist.

Umm Ali is freaking awesome. So good.

Umm Ali is not rice pudding, it’s a bread pudding. We make it with puff pastry instead of day old bread, very rich, with nuts, raisins, and other dried fruit.

Let’s get to know his heart then.

wait what? i need to ask my dad this. I’ve been thumbs-upping my cousins all this time and.... is that why they dont visit? shit... 

bolillos...? they are short baguettes. 

But what I didn’t understand was how crunchy crepes and Dutch cheese wound up in Mérida.