HAH! I couldn’t think of another way to phrase it, worth it for containerstipation! 

I coudnt see the WaPo story behind the paywall, but did he offer any kind of defense at all? He had to be paid off - some $$ had to be in it for him. Or he really is just that stupid and cruel. What a garbage little man. I hope he loses his license.

All I’ve seen is ex-gfs complaining he was an asshole and a narcissist (how I would describe all of my own exes). And a woman from that basura battle rap show saying he only showed up 3 times to the office, and yelled out for a coworker. I don’t have the energy to be outraged about any of that.

Suez Canal is serious and I almost choked when someone on the news said it may take up to two weeks to move the ship. That’s not “drama,” that’s real life and we may all feel the effect of that canal blockage. It’s not funny or entertaining.

I saw that this AM. It’s not nearly enough to dissuade me from wanting to know how rat shit got into a cereal box.

I don’t know who this man is. He could be walking down the street and I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man... also I have no room for any other drama right now except the rat poo in cinnamon toast crunch.

The Jacques Pepin method. You follow the recipe the first time, to understand the idea of the dish. Then tweak however you want after.

I dont care about the picture. The shows are terrible. I can’t make it through an episode, they are too cringe. The movies are awful too, with the exception of the 1st Wonder Woman. The animated movies and tv series are brilliant, fantastic, but the live action stuff is hot hot garbage imo. 

How does DC keep fucking up? I mean seriously. Like Marvel has definitely infiltrated DCEU to destroy it from within, right? How do you constantly fuck up Batman and Superman?

Okay except both “versions” of this movie are actually diarrhea and all of us lose. 

Oh I know. Big Mo Salah fan.

Congrats to Lebron on such a huge achievement. But Boston? Ew.

In a lot of ways, it fucks with your head long-term, because you don’t know how many people around you think that “you” are ok (aka “one of the good ones”) but not Black folks in general or whatever.

That email was definitely a testing the waters email. I think every minority/POC recognized the structure and tone of that email, we’ve all sent something out like that. Can’t be too careful, don’t want to burn any bridges.

... where was this bill when I was growing up? I would have printed that out and stuck it on the fridge for my parents and every guest and visitor to see.

That’s my bed. It’s basically turned into a shallow bowl. My back is not alright.

Seriously. I’m going to have to wear SHOES again? Ugh.

I get this. It truly does not feel like a year. I vividly and clearly remember the conversations I had with co-workers the week before the shut down came through. All the omg, Gobert tested positive. Can you believe they canceled March Madness? TOM HANKS HAS COVID? All of that chatter I remember clearly. The lines at…

Well what was trash about those cards is that if you tried to withdraw cash from an ATM, there was a fee. There was a page insert of all the fees associated with that card. Felt grifty. 

I got direct deposited but my elderly parents got theirs via a card and they had no clue what to do with it. I had to register online and transfer the funds to their bank account for them.