I would eat every single on of these. All solid meals.

As a muslim always thought of Lent as cute. Oh you just wont cuss for 40 days, how adorbs. I WOKE UP AT 3AM FOR A PREDAWN MEAL AND CANT EAT OR DRINK UNTIL 8PM, or cuss, or get angry, or lose my patience.

.... there’s more to this isn’t there.

There is something about Stellino that instantly makes me change the channel. I think it’s his cravat. I just can’t, with him or Hubert Keller. Too smarmy and self-absorbed? But I like Chris Kimball and he’s the king of smarmy self absorbed cooks so, I dunno what it is specifically about them that makes me just shut…

oh man that was a buried memory! I loved his stripey apron. He definitely had a “Let’s hope for the best” vibe that felt very authentic. 

the PBS shows are just so much better than the food network stuff if you actually want to learn something. Jacques Pepin, Julia Child, Americas Test Kitchen, Milk Street, Lydia Bastianich, Diane Kochilas, Vivian Howard, Kevin Belton, Ming Tsai! Man there’s just so much goodness packed in there. If Alton Brown found…

Gotta start with baby steps to reintegrate into society. I guess maybe it’s time to get my eyebrows  threaded.

bless you.

I had such an intense crazing for lahmajoun yesterday, and now it’s back. Ugh. Why is Glendale so far away ;( 

Yes! And she had the gall to complain about her pony being snipped off. I’m like lady, give your head a break for at least a month or two. She seemed so uncomfortable showing her face or hair it made me feel sad for her.

Going to be on the lookout for cane syrup, dont think i’ve ever noticed it before. What color is it? I’m googling and I’m seeing every shade of the rainbow -_- from clear to molasses. 

... I’m in that club. Growing up we used Aunt Jemima syrup and if we were feeling FANCY, then we’d get Karo corn syrup. I didnt experience maple syrup until I was an adult and by then the damage was done. Maple syrup wasnt a life changing experience. Nostalgia wins every time. :/

We would buy straight up Karo corn syrup. I don’t think I ever actually had maple syrup until I was an adult.

and any product that you purchase not strictly made in the US. So anything imported from Bangladesh, Vietnam, Turkey, etc. Think the cotton in your textiles, or the hazelnuts in your choco spread. 

I am enjoying the memes so much more than I did that meh half-time show. Prince is still undefeated.

My friend, if Mexico kept out every American with a record or pending a court appearance Cabo would cease to exist. 

He can’t do better. He is too deep into the kool-aid now. I think he genuinely truly believes in his both sides bullshit. He had the opportunity to Don Lemon his way out but he did not. He’s a lost cause. 

No. Oh god no. It keeps going on. NO! See, this is why you need to beat your kids*. A chancla to the chest would have prevented this. “Oh! you can be anything you want to be Matty!” No. No you can’t. jfc.

a thousand times this.

SERIOUSLY?! that’s a new level of stupid I had not anticipated. How annoying.