I was shocked to hear from Indian Brits that they think the Indian food in the US is really bad. I got to be a fly on the wall and listen to a group of Brits lament about the lack of good Indian food in the US, and laugh about our version of fish and chips. It was really interesting, for me at least to hear such a…

This is the correct answer. Turkey’s problem is you have a bunch of unfamiliar amateurs cooking it once a year. If you know how to treat it right, there’s no reason why you cant have a juicy flavorful bird.

Turkey is the Gary Oldman of meats—capable, relatable, adaptable, overqualified, and vaguely racist.

It’s a texture thing. either it’s mushy or a dried out husk. leftover salad is an abomination.

... that thread has helped me understand why so many people voted the way they did in this past election. Holy shit there are some stupid ass people out there.

We’re doing that this year and I am absolutely depressed about it. yes I know, 1st world problems, but we have roast chicken all the damn time. Again 1st world.. ok I’ll just shut up now. :(

Seriously! All of them chewing their cud, so weird. 

That song is like what 60 years old and is still a bop. I couldn’t stop myself from moving

Diet sodas tend to have more caffeine. If I’m drinking diet, its for the extra caf. 

Leftover halloween candy and vodka. My stomach is killing me today, but not sure if that’s the stress or because I just started drinking the vodka straight, hoping to sink into an oblivion and wake up to a better world. LOL :( 

.... you know what. I’m glad I learned this on election night when I’m already half way through a fifth of vodka. everything truly is terrible.

.... wait. is... is this a real thing? 

Hi Vodka buddy. That ginger echinacea lemon huice thingy from TraderJoes is an EXCELLENT mixer. I mat already be drinky. Stupid america. :( 

You’re doing good work StrudelNinja

Jesus he looks like the fucking Mouth of Sauron.

Pink Lady apples weren’t on the list.

He still has records no one has beat yet, and it’s been 30 years. 

Not gonna say anything lest the Sports Gods smite me.... BUT:

Gayle showed her whole ass back in 2016 when Trump was spewing his racist vomit and her morning show reaction was (paraphrasing) “Oh no, Donald Trump doesn’t really mean that. He’s a friend of mine [[direct quote]] and I know he didn’t mean it like that.” I’ll never forget it, I almost fell out of my chair it was so…