Holy Moses that was rude as hell. I love it.

Ya’ll going to make me late for work bc I’m sitting here crying at these comments. Worth it.

For the love of god do not ever use a water fountain. I cannot tell you how many nasty people let their dog lick all over them. Add to it they are a haven for roaches and rodents. No.

Why does Amazon sell lighter fluid if it cannot be shipped? :(

Why does Amazon sell lighter fluid if it cannot be shipped? :(

omg thats beautiful.

I’m gonna take the ululating back though bc there were a bunch of hijabis right outside the church and that was arab as hell. Aunties going nuts. We stood up and applauded at home when we heard it. Suck it Philip.

Why weren’t you my history teacher in school?

They’re good dongs, Kent.

HELL NO. YOU LEAVE WINNIE THE BISH ALONE!

As a half-arab half-mexican I cannot judge the hair shed as I am covered in it. Dis me smoking shisha:

I am not eating anything coming from a white kitchen bc they also tell me stories about the shit their pets do in the kitchen and that is some CDC/EPA super fund site of nasty ass contamination. So no Nancy, I do not want anything to do with your cakepops that your dog prolly rubbed its ass on. Nasty.

Gracias. Although, if it got kicked back try again because I gave you the wrong email, that is now the right email because I created a new account with the email I gave you.... it’s been a long ass day and I’m a broken person. Lord...

God bless bc I do not want to contribute to these basura peoples wallets.

When I told my parents this was a thing people do they absolutely refused to process it and got angry at me that I was joking about something so nasty, and that cannibalism is not cool or trendy. But lamb brains, toooootally fine.

Pigs eat and wallow in their own shit. That’s one reason why we don’t eat pork.

omg.