seriously, why can’t we have Tweet Beat and Open Threads?! POR QUE NO LOS DOS?!!

in this alternate universe I imagine the other directors would have greater input on the script.

I heard a Ron Howard interview yesterday, and he said that George had asked him, Spielberg and Zemeckis to each direct one, and they all said no. Can you imagine the alternate universe where they said yes? ;(

Come to OC. Some ass clown on my street has a Trump/Pence poster in every one of his windows. I barf in my mouth every time I drive past it.

I spilled tomato sauce all over my pants, eating lunch at work. Very professional looking.

Uh no. That looks like an Imperial Interrogation Droid. I’d rather have this robot be my ObGyn, and that says enough, amiright ladies? Chroon-Tan-B or gtfo. That’s what I say.

That’s the perfect note to end on. Beautiful.

Youve spent an amazing amount of energy posting this on every single post today. What’s your secret? Coffee? Green tea smoothies? Acai? I bet it’s acai.

now my boss is asking what’s so funny. worth it.

Here ya go: http://www.theonion.com/tag/tim-kaine

I think squad is youth-speak for crew. Will a young confirm this?

I’ll check but I’ve never seen it. Not that I’ve ever looked for it - but I’ll ask! Will report back :)

You can get lamb anything at a halal butchery. Definitely seen lamb brains, sometimes goat brains. I don’t think I’ve ever seen beef brain though.

I walked the ridgepole of Mr. Barry’s kitchen roof.

the dare where everyone loses :(

thank god pissing contest is back. you’re saving lives here.

tight pants bloat and gas

That’s not shade either. too obvious. :(

how the hell are you grey right now