“His first hit single, “How To Rob,” was basically an ashy nigga’s Koran”

Was “Clearance” Thomas a Freudian slip? 

Not for sharing with Luigi, apparently.

That’s tomato troll, BTW.

boo this man etc

The Five Guys near me seem to have lost the plot. I don’t mind spending extra money and waiting longer for a superior take home product but their fries have been going downhill (last batch was slight burnt and they were a bit stingy on the large just fill the bag order.) and their burgers don’t seem as premium as they…

I don’t think Five Guys is that great either. Having lived on both the West and East Coasts, In N Out burger is something different though—it really is the most amazing fast food burger that I’ve ever had.   Living on the East Coast currently, I certainly miss it.

Innout fries are the best. Potatoes cut and cooked to order!

proof that a free and working press can bring about good in this world.

not only a nail salon wax but a $5 wax! 

i was raised to pay but never go back, and warn others away. google reviews has really helped me get catharsis on this petty shit.

Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad. 

Do you remember when they used to actually be drive-ups that served their root beer floats in glass mugs?

Not unless you have some prime real estate in Otisburg

They chose to live in Huntington Beach, they deserve whatever happens to them.

Why does this column have to end? It was the best and should last at least until the day of my funeral.

** pauses for laughter**

You aren’t! Picard also finds him incredibly annoying!

So, their plan was to throw their food to receive hot sauce packets thus having no food to put said hot sauce on? That math doesn’t add up, but I’m guessing the meth does.