Jesus literally wept.

Maybe it’s because it’s one of the most controllable aspects of our appearance.

But I’ve noticed that since I’m not really watching the NFL as much, I’ve stopped watching college football as much

and he congratulated undercover MAGA and alt-right pinup girl Tulsi Gabbard

Who else got to the end of the list and didn’t get it until much much later?

smoking has absolutely zero redeeming qualities. the harm it causes far far far outweighs any supposed “benefits”. It’s not judgy, it’s fucking science.

...that took a dark turn real quick in a way I was not expecting. Fascinating read.

What meaning do Hussaini and her daughters ascribe to their headscarves, given that—as is mentioned in passing during a conversation between husband and wife—they’re not especially religious?

I met him once circa 2015-2016. He had some business meeting at my office and my boss knew that I was (am) a basketball nut and brought him back to meet me and shake hands. He was super polite and chill dude, wearing a total dad uniform of khakis and a polo.

No need to be sorry. The stories are amazing! Plus I made it to grad school and have a really good job and career and know how to spell undulate and what it means! ;)

Me neither. Kids are trash.

I loved that Castro made him eat crow. Biden is such a poor candidate I am shocked at how he always gets a pass. That Castro comeback was the highlight of the debate for me. And then when the debate was done and the media just went to town to him I was disgusted. All the content and context was thrown out the window…

Also, “slightly different” my ass. She looked like an entirely different person.

That’s the 4th place picture right? Seems about right. If I had gotten a 4th place trophy in middle school i’d have probably thrown it in the trash and cried. 1st place or death.

I just did this past weekend and don’t understand. I wonder what it’s history is because I would never think green gelatin and lamb is a thing that needed to happen.

Mint jelly. Why?

Oh friend. There is a whole tumblr dedicated to the DC Super Dictionary. It’s amazing.

I want to give this comment a million stars. This guy gets it.

Someone get Conjura on the case!

Violence. Same with any authoritarian regime. People protest and then they and their families disappear.