Sigh. Opportunity missed for Takeout/Deadspin synergy. The list SHOULD have gone:

There’s a whole aisle at Sally’s with wraps... I mean come on. She’s never been to a Sally’s at least? How is that even possible.

Thank you for remembering the Desert Rose bullshit. Vogue published that, apparently heavily edited, basura just months before the Assad’s started their mass murdering campaign. Sickening.

I switched to Salux because the mexican markets RARELY sell loofahs now. Some kind of loofah embargo, who knows. Also you only buy loofahs at a place where you can also buy zucchinis and bolillos. None of that anthropologie goop $50 loofah bs.

“If you didn’t bleed, you didn’t scrub hard enough, and are not clean.” - Family motto.

Washcloths barely make the grade. Loofah or gtfo.

Did the pics get removed from Insta for a copyright thing or some other bs :(

This is the whitest comment. Rick is that you?

My favorite Rick Bayless fact is when he came to California and declared we didn’t have a Mexican food tradition here. That’s right. No real authentic Mexican food to be found... in California. Fuck that guy.

Don’t tell my Mexican mom. Thank god we have Rick Bayless here to tell us what is or isn’t authentic mexican food.

username checks out.

I don’t even have words - shame on the WA Dept of Social Services. Absolutely sickening callous behavior.

I love Pati, even after she tore me a new one on twitter for not heating up tortillas on a comal. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT PATI.

Seriously. You can pry the frijoles from my cold dead hands. Mexican Bfast ftw.

Lifelong Laker fan, bleed purple and gold, etc. etc. Magic should never ever have been President of Ops. Jesus does no one remember that Anthony Davis shitstorm?! He’s good at lots of other things, but as a Laker executive he did, imo, more harm than good. And no I don’t think Lebron at the Lakers is going to turn out…

How the hell did you survive South County? I’m in Central OC and I can barely tolerate the Irvine NIMBYrs, and you know it gets douchier and more entitled the farther south you go.

You are supposed to be uncomfortable during Ramadan. You don’t make the world bend to your convenience just because you are fasting. If a person is so bothered by people eating around them, then get up and walk away. But to ask that people change their behavior and life just for you is unbelievably arrogant imo.…

Oh it’s trash I agree.

That part was, wow. It’s Ramadan and that pos is not going to make me break my fast, although I do wish a whole manner of things would fall on him. Heavy things, diseased things, things on fire.