okay but why did you vote no though? You have me freaking out about my own ballot, did I miss something?

Was drinking arabic/turkish coffee at age 10 every time we had guests or visited a friend’s house. And was drinking tea long before that on a daily basis. The context, culture, and behavior of how you are consuming caffeine makes a difference.

... so that’s where that extra 20lbs came from.

lunar calendar. It shifts up every year by 15 days or so.

.... sigh.

Those Ramadan cups better have some kind of timed seal on them so they cant be opened or consumed until after sunset. You know, for authenticity purposes.

My local movie theater keeps Junior Mints in the freezer. They are excellent people with superior taste.

Pretty sure Scientology frowns on Scientologists saying “I’m not a Scientologist” and inviting Leah Remini, enemy of Scientology, onto your show.

DEM BABIES! ... Bey-bies.

I love a good chicken gif

Why WOULDN’T you want to dress up your chicken? Look at this guy go!

Once it is laying on the sidewalk, confused by your act, use your Shoe of Love to curb stomp it.

PSA: Come at me with Islamophobia, stereotypes entrenched in bigotry and racism and I will flag and dismiss your punk ass. Thank you.

... where do you live? What rent you paying? you got health insurance? You got car payments? When’s the last time you went to the dentist? Got any health issues? Are you taking care of anyone with health issues? Got any kids? How much you pay for groceries a week? What place is this where you can make it on your own…

Oh they are totally going to spend an eternity in hell. Can’t tell for certain if they are Arab-Christian or -Muslim but at the very least they just destroyed their reputation and their entire family’s reputation, and I’m sure the entire community has them on block. Nobody wants to be tainted by that garbage.

Is Kap voting the Midterms tho?

I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. It’s your amp. It needs to be replaced or fixed. Pray to god you dont have a Bose amp because that lil sucker costs $1,500+ to replace at the dealer (LOLno).

damn math! Got me again! D:

I came here to add Cook Out. <3

cinnamon, cumin, allspice are my go-to’s when cooking meat. Now I’m hungry. ;(