what the fuck even is this shit.

Why is it the cover, rather than the existence of the book itself, that “embarrassed the network?”

This whole Roger Ailes saga makes me feel like a shitty person because I can’t bring myself to feel sorry for these bigoted barbies. If it were black employees accusing Ailes of racial hostility (which you just know Fox News’ lower level black employees have to deal with) Gretchen Carlson, Megyn Kelly and this racist…

Her book sounds fucking stupid, but there’s a clear pattern with this piece of shit, Ailes. No one deserves to be sexually harassed.

I am clearly allergic to this sentence because my eyes won’t stop leaking after reading it. What is this wetness all over my face? Dammit, Bobby.

Please tell me that conversation kept going for quite some time.

Also, because the trolls are out in full force today, this picture is safe and related to what you said, I swear!

I mean, lady coffins HAVE to be more expensive. Our curvy Boobs n’ Things means we need more wood than men do. Plus, EVERYONE knows that when ladies die, our spirits are forced to walk the earth forever, nagging men and screeching into the ether. And that obviously means our graves require regular salting and…

I’d ask you to explain it to us, but I doubt our lady brains could handle it.

I too read that Will Smith came out and said he hated him and that his publicist tried to smooth it over but then Will Smith came right back and said no I meant I hate Jared Leto.

How talented is an actor really when The Method is a technique and a tool meant to help you elevate and deliver an honest performance but you’re unable to do come through unless you stay in character 24/7? It’s one thing to stay in character throughout a few workdays when you’re shooting really emotionally draining…

They’re being “professional” in order to get by without creating more friction that may hurt their careers later. It’s not earnest- just one of many obligations. Actors always praise their costars and directors publicly with a stock set of compliments. When they don’t the consequences are huge.

I LOVE Mary Roach! This made me so excited.

Oh man I fucking love how miserable these people seem to be about Christianity via home improvement shows. It makes me feel so much better about my own misery.

Husband picked the diamond, I picked the setting (though he says he would’ve picked the same one I did). Happy as a goddam clam all around.

I had a ring my husband picked from Etsy that I did not love or even particularly like. For my birthday this year we went to a vintage store and I was able to pick out a vintage set that I literally cried over the entire car ride home. There is nothing better than a piece of jewelry you adore, and hyperbolically…

I picked out the diamond, and she had the ring custom designed. Worked great!

I hated my engagement ring, but I never once let on and wore it every day because the sentiment was meaningful to me and it would have hurt his feelings to know he had screwed up so badly. I hated getting the divorce, but the one tiny bright spot was to finally be able to ditch that thing.

Didn’t we do this a year ago?

Here’s what I said back then, edited to add the epic pun a commenter pointed that I missed. Still holds true, IMHO:

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?