“...a dark corner of a storage unit...”

He looks like Bruce Willis after eight minutes in the microwave. 

The caption clearly reads “Us black people need to get out” which is wholly different from “Black people need to get out”.

From now on they will be referred to as faggots. 

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“You don’t have to spend money to go to journalism school.”

Because all of the beer will just fall out of the hole in the back his head, dumbass.  Don’t you know anything about how the body works?

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Mine is “Vick’s VapoRub” but in Brazilian Portuguese:

A degree he never earned because he dropped out of college.

Ive got a better idea.

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Most kids are monsters, that's why we don't let them vote or drive or own flamethrowers. Developing a sense of empathy is part of the process of growing up.

Here’s a novel concept for modern America: How about we accept that someone who does something nice at one point might have also done something bad at a different point. One act doesn’t void the other but it does create a more nuanced narrative.  

No dummy, he held up a tweet asking for racists to give him a sign if they wanted some beer.

“Anheuser-Busch also said it will no longer give King a free year of Busch Light”

Or she’s standing in an infinity pool holding a baby pig.

“He should have used his hands”

Sailor, Ill just forward you my information so you can come over and distribute some love.

This is all true.