Mine is “PALOMINO”.

If you hate video games bust still want to relieve stress and waste enormous amounts of time then get way into drugs, porn or both.

Im pretty fucking sure its not illegal to call someone a fag in Lousiana. 

Ive got a better idea.

“Man, I do that every day. Less so in recent weeks due to hateful and slenderizing media coverage but still.”

Nerd alert.

Most kids are monsters, that's why we don't let them vote or drive or own flamethrowers. Developing a sense of empathy is part of the process of growing up.

No dummy, he held up a tweet asking for racists to give him a sign if they wanted some beer.

“Anheuser-Busch also said it will no longer give King a free year of Busch Light”

Or she’s standing in an infinity pool holding a baby pig.

“He should have used his hands”

Ive been pulled aside, patted down, detained and had my bags pulled apart for zero reason. And I don’t look like the guys who did 9/11.

Sailor, Ill just forward you my information so you can come over and distribute some love.

Adam Silver looks like he has a shed full of nurse torsos.

You may be regularly hoodwinked by children but the average 30-50 year old wouldn’t fall for their tricks.

“Mmm, a hearty helping of white man penis.”

Mike is gayer than a three dollar bill.

I thought Richard Dean Anderson was the guy who yelled “Avenge me!!!” in Red Dawn..?

MacGyver will always be MacGyver.

This is all true.