Putin sure has changed since the days when he was a long haired freedom fighter for the KGB.

Running from jealous lovers is also good exercise.

I prefer the traditional French appetite suppressant: cigarettes.

Brady is so dumb I almost feel sorry for him when I hear mean reporters ask him hard stuff. Is it really that shocking to learn that football throw boy is not the foremost sociological thinker of our time?

Then to diss Eli Manning he threw all the children back into the burning building. 

She didn't want anyone to know she went to Stanford.

I thought her ex boyfriend destroyed her ability to make music or some shit..?

Adam Silver looks like a doll that children use in court to point out where they were molested.

“Number one I aint crazy. Number two if you tell anybody about this shit ill fuckin’ kill you because I am crazy.”

If theres one group who Donald Trump is likely to listen to its female children.

That show was the white “Good Times”.

My favorite part of his plan: Free ice cream cake on your birthday. Even if you’re in jail.

If you also include all the sexual assaults.