The scalpers wouldn’t be buying PS5s if nobody was buying PS5s from the scalpers.

That’s right. Fuck agriculture and soft food!

Great picture in that GQ article. Shame.

Doesn’t bother me none. If I imagine any of the passing motorists judging me, I just tell them “At least I had the option to live, you piece of shit.”

Why would you dress something up in camo and then post glamour shots of it?

I was three weeks into a relationship with my girlfriend and we decided to take a drive out to Spiral Jetty in Utah. It’s a fine drive up to the Golden Spike site, but after that it’s damn near 20 miles of single-track dirt. Still, should be easily doable in her MkIV Jetta. And it was fine for the first fifteen miles…

As a fluent Russian speaker, I can confirm that the stream of expletives is markedly more hilarious than the video.

Didn’t see him use his blinkers once.

You know how many people are going to be calling 911? Fate has put you in the perfect position to record this, so you do your job and fucking record it.

Whoa. I think I just... gott hard.

Not Hiroshima. Almost got it, though.

Pretty sure that’s a Florida dude.

Tyler Rogoway just left Foxtrot Alpha.

Aston imitating high-schoolers imitating Aston (and the like). Wonderful symmetry.

My mind is blown re: there not being good roads around Detroit and in Michigan in general. I lived in Utah for quite some time and ended up taking fantastic roads for granted. While moving to Detroit, I totaled my (awesome) car; when I finally got up there, I didn’t even notice the lack of roads. Hearing you complain…

That’s kind of why the trial is happening, to find the answer. You seem to have found it already, but I personally don’t have a lot of confidence in VW’s test result reporting.

Reckless actions and design deficiencies are not mutually exclusive. Walker and Rodas already paid for this situation; the question is what proportion of the blame can be assigned to Porsche.

Are you saying “Boo” or “Boo-oost”?

You called?