Nope. It looks like a commercial for Jergen’s lotion “for all ages and skin types.” And there’s no Cher in there.

They certainly don’t clean themselves

Well, if Melania had any doubt the Donald two-timed, she knows now

Probably the last one. 

I believe a dick that looks like that is termed a “chode”.

I can’t work up any outrage about stupid shit Sean Penn says. He's always been an idiot. Quelle surprise!

Good for them all--this is the kind of thing Meghan wanted to be able to do with her new position--and it seems like such a simple thing to be able to support and make a big difference for this group.

I think 50 years of life experience isn’t a bad thing when you’re trying to hire the CEO of the free world.

“I saw that coming.”

Are you face blind?

My reaction was to Feinstein dragging her feet for two critical months while holding onto important allegations. And as to de Leon’s ethnicity, he’s Guatemalan and Chinese.

Man here. Have never worried about my career being destroyed by a rape allegation. Apparently, it’s common for Republicans though.

I like flip-flops. On myself. On anyone. I like them ideally to be nice — leather is good, canvas is good, but even crappy Old Navy ones are okay, peeking out from beneath jeans. They add a nice, casual vibe.

I think the term is used to highlight the fact that Megan’s mother, the supportive parent who declines the spotlight, is NOT Samantha’s mother and the only connection Megan and Samantha have is that guy.

Posh is easily the most replaceable spice girl. 

No really. He has a female friend. Her name is Jina. She lives in Canada, that’s why you’ve never seen her.

and one of our most successful pop stars can’t even use her own money without supervision

4 TD in a single game.

Ed (played by Jay Pritchett)

I don’t know how Lena can still be so thirsty surrounded by all that water.