Ask Melania.

Yeah, but the Irish immigrants of old pulled themselves up by their BOOTSTRAPS, unlike today’s Central American immigrants who are all coming over to live like kings and queens on WELFARE (/s)

“The more I think about it I was like, ‘Ew.’ I was just, I had death in me.”

Before Donald Trump had started his political ascent promulgating the false story that Barack Obama was a foreign-born Muslim, while my nephew, Stephen, was famously recovering from the hardships of his high school cafeteria in Santa Monica[...]

That rumor is a product of the collective psyche of Knicks and Rangers fans screaming out for deliverance from Dolan. As a Knicks/Islanders fan let me give you a phrase that’s helped me over the years - “Don’t get your hopes up”.

This whole Space Force thing is getting out of hand. Check out Donald, Kellyanne, and Jeff in their new uni’s...

What in hell’s name is happening here

This

I feel the same. I was really happy to see the push-back on that in the comments too.

I defy anyone to watch the Stevie Wonder episode and remain grumpy.

Jez has been trying to make “we all hate James Corden - right, guys?! Right?!?” for ages. It’s just as awkward now as it always has been, given that most people feel like he’s perfectly genial, generally pleasant and socio-politically a plus. It’s weird.

And Michelle Obama ft. Missy Elliott so we can remember how things used to be...

Jez writers have been trying to make “hating James Corden” a thing forever, despite the fact that 95% of Jez’s readership feels like he’s perfectly genial (not to mention a solid ally). It’s not clear where the animosity comes from but it’s awkward.

Counterpoint: Carpool Karaoke is fun and nice. See: Sir Paul McCartney and Adele episodes, among others.

“Just because I liked it doesn’t necessarily mean that I supported it.”

PD, are you just frustrated that whenever you try to use your airline miles, you can’t because of blackout dates? Know who never has blackout dates, PD? The Venture Blue Card! You can earn points by

If your professional bodyguards are complaining about being put in toxic situations, you really need to rethink your life choices.

Who was taking the sunset pic of Garner and her kid? Couldn’t they help her? She annoys me so much I’m almost on Ben Affleck’s side. Almost.

Company With Unsustainable Business Plan Unable To Sustain Business As Planned 

#neverforget