I was more amazed at how good Apatow’s Seth Rogan voice was!

Can we call them joots?

With my luck, I only thought we were dating and it would be WAY more embarrassing. 

I heard she ghosted him.

One of the first things they teach us in counseling psychology 101. Where the distinction is ultra-important.

he’s not an asshole for that mom of a contestant thing. that mom was out of line, demanding her kid be able to re-do the show when she lost. 

I know the truth is not that popular with Drumpf, but according to Wikipedia, this literally couldn’t have happened, unless they dated when she was in high school or were cheating on their respective partners.

Who is Alex Trebek?

The comedy at roasts is always expected to be pretty blue, and frankly I think if anyone should be allowed to make jokes about Harvey Weinstein it should be a veteran actress like Moore whose likely experienced her share of bullshit at the hands of men in Hollywood.

Rich is sensitive.

ugh for fuck’s sake. she’s not a comedian. Roasting someone you know and love isn’t that easy, she made a dumb joke. How is this news?

The Seth Meyers joke is pretty good, though, right?

Excuse me but are you suggesting that a man who was raised by a Klansman who was arrested for rioting over there being too many Catholics in the police department and who also wants to outlaw Islam, making it a centerpiece of his campaign, would also have a problem with Jews? 

I loathe Kushner, but I am also kind of getting an “ew, she picked that wimpy Jewboy” vibe from from this- both the quote and the coverage. So I’m not feeling great about it.

Whaaaat? Wait to judge? It’s like you’ve never been on the internet before.

I hope its not about him doing anything sexual with her.

Why does Lindsay Lohan look just like Teddy Perkins though

Maybe there’s a lesson to be learned in not making too many assumptions about a project based on a trailer. I know I’ve seen movies for which the trailer was very misleading, for good or ill. Sometimes it’s intentional, to allow for a greater impact when the actual project airs.

Next time I stub my toe on a piece of furniture, I’ll scream “ASSOCIATE” and see if that makes me feel any better.