They think the Dead Kennedys are Jack and Bobby!

I know New Yorkonians like to find reasons to get their panties in a wad, but these are folks who never stepped foot in CBGB and probably couldn’t pick a Ramone out of a lineup.

I think it’s hilarious.  Given that CBGB’s sold their name to be a Newark airport dining franchise, seems fitting that Target jumps in on the brand identity. Also, John freaking Varvatos is selling his overpriced togs at the former CBGB location and no one seems to think twice. 

Ahem. Allow me to rebut:

Isn’t frozen water ice? Isn’t aerosolized water mist? Isn’t heat or pressure vaporized water steam? In other words, isn’t it valid to use “liquid” as a qualifier for its state?

This happened at an Apple Store recently, too. People just walked in, grabbed a bunch of stuff, and walked out. People were filming it on their phones but nobody did anything. 

According to their advertising, Lululemon is all about making you feel more confident and brave. The thieves were obviously feeling those vibes.

You got to admit, that’s a cool injury story. What happened to your leg? I was bitten by a crocodile. Much better than my cat scratched me or I bumped into a chair.

She can just not do sex things and public. Not that difficult. This isn’t Jennifer Lawrence’s nude photos getting hacked - private photos being made public, where she had an expectation of privacy. Sex things in public kinda means you don’t want privacy.

You must work for BART or something - BART is ABSOLUTELY NOT generally safe. When you’re riding, you need to be on the lookout at all times. Besides these violent incidents (which BART normally doesn’t even report to the public), there are tons of occasions where juveniles and other misfits just come one, smack…

At least he didn’t put his bum on the Swedish.

This would make a great series where Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby play Lauer’s bumbling security team who are constantly trying to chase tourists off his property.

Lots of shows don’t need to exist. However, much like books, people can consume what they like. Variety is the spice of life.

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…

those pushing for more access to this conservation park were taking advantage of him because... he was “an easy mark.”

Just don’t watch it. More importantly, don’t hate watch it.

It was either cheating or making Friends with Benefits.

jamie lee is my dad’s #1 celeb crush.

“This is wonderful, completely clears the president of any wrongdoing, and in fact, proves his innocence!”

Only the best people.