“This is wonderful, completely clears the president of any wrongdoing, and in fact, proves his innocence!”

Only the best people.  

you’re pronouncing it wrong, whitney.

That was me. I moved it. If you ever used the ouija board with me, I was jerking the oracle around slowly from letter to letter because your slumber party was annoying and that game was boring and I liked watching you freak out.

How much more does that woman have to give to this country? I think 8 years of being called an ape and having her gender questioned for simply trying to put healthy food in kids is enough.  

Yesssss one of the party buses here *always* plays “Party in the USA” on repeat lol

To be fair, pony should be on all playlists for any occasion.

“True!”

I think this pharmacist

Somalia has become a shithole due in large part to not having an effective government in over 25 years. Most of the country is run by warlords or religious (mostly Islamist) extremists fighting the government, peace keeping forces, and each other. Throw in plenty of corruption and the government doesn’t have much…

I remember when news like this might have been exciting or elicited some sense of hope.

It is Somalia.

I absolutely believe that not having to deal with the stress of navigating our bureaucratic nightmare of a healthcare funding system is one reasons healthcare outcomes are better outside of the US. I’m an attorney who works primarily with regulatory compliance issues. It’s literally my job to spend all day sorting…

So you mean the real Geena Davis?

Guinan is not to be fucked with.

This is unforgivable. They fresco’d Jeff. How dare they do this

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place. 

It’s okay Maria, all the more Campari and Aperol for the rest of us.