This is what we really need to discuss:

she’s a “model mom revolutionizing the runway” with “her most valuable accessory.”

“...It’s gonna be white, blue, and red, which I think is appropriate...since those are the colors of our new parent nation!”

*elderly fistbump*

i definitely remember waldenbooks, but then i’m an oldster who was an adult in the 80s.

Let’s try to focus on the positives...I mean, there’s at least a chance that ball was covered with novichok, right?

I love Latinos and hate Trump and support an open boarder, but if you think DUIs are no big deal then you obviously haven't had any friends killed by drunk drivers. Our neighbors to the north count them as felonies and we should to.

An...American journalism degree? To whom do they have to “prove” that what they’re writing about is “news-worthy?” From whom do they need a release? I’m not talking about the use of audio - that’s outside my wheelhouse - but I can assure you, journalists don’t need permission or a release to write about someone. Now,…

I am shocked — shocked! — that the lead singer of 30 Odd Foot of Grunts disappointed in such a large-scale adaptation of a beloved musical.

Just to clarity; a DUI is not a “minor crime”. Let’s not reframe that; considering what a battle it was/is to get drunk drivers off the road killing people. Misdemeanor or not, you’re kind of a dick if you’re driving around under the influence. Get a fucking Uber.

“It’s quite a few years and I have a dreadful memory of the musical and for people who think that’s all there is, I thought it’s important that people realise there is a lot more to Les Misérables than that sort of shoddy farrago. The book needs a bit of a champion.”

I am STILL cringing after that line. Jesus wept.

Billy Bush got a raw deal, given that he basically chuckled uncomfortably at DTJ’s comment.

Funny how Billy Bush is getting way more severe consequences than the guy who actually said "grab them by the pussy"

plenty of people’s parents die at a young age and they don’t go on to abuse children but thanks for coming out!!! 

Dear god, no.

that epilogue was replaced with Sufjan Stevens

Okay, we’re going to need to get thousands of these to properly welcome him back to the states. Or he can just never come back. I’d prefer that. 

Now I wish I owned land adjacent to Mar-a-Lago. I'd buy & fly one of these every freaking weekend. Proudly. 

They should change the part where the boys get out and instead have them eat each other up or something.  That's a movie I'd see.