Let’s call this decor what it is (and it wasn’t based on a tv series; it would’ve only been available on Beta or VHS, wink-wink):

playing Chris Brown at a wedding is like playing R. Kelly at a quincenera

The Massachuttes Insitute of Technology

I feel like it goes in the order it wants to, I don’t have that much control over it sometimes

It’s “the whole gamut.” Not gambit. Not the end of the world, but, since it was a phone interview, the transcript is putting a malapropism in her mouth.

“How big could the market be for pasty young women with wacky sartorial tastes and wiry limbs?”

“And there are the journalists who seem intent on digging up disturbing anecdotes”

Not directly related but I think Jon Ronson’s podcast The Butterfly Effect would be recommended listening to people interested in Stoya’s ideas about the public’s attitudes toward porn and porn performers. He says a lot about the conflict between how many of us watch porn (everybody) and how many people simultaneously…

Finally. Now another CEO can continue the important work of fake blood analysis.

Genuinely curious what fraud you think Uber used to commit under Kalanick that it’s no longer committing now under its new CEO?

I don’t know why this is so fascinating to watch.

I thought she won for this

That is fucking evil.

Does Jefferson Davis count?

You seem fun.

We do not need this. We know it happened. I think showing this would be very hurtful to Jessica Walter. Let’s be better than that.

Nah he took the money and ran. My money is for it to be a joker, smoker or midnight toker. We’ll just have to shake the tree to see what peaches fall out.

This comment may be quite factual, but it lacks the opinionated “she is a piece of shit” I was hoping for in The Slot comment section, to be honest.

Woman, this would be the first good decision you have made in your entire blighted existence. Get a book deal and bail.