HOLY SHIT YOU DO EXIST. I guess I’m admitting it finally, standing wiper here; I just cannot wrap my brain around doing it sitting down. Your movie comment also feels like it came straight out of my brain.

The decision is narrow, not the vote. They only ruled on the small portion of the case that decided that the court in Colorado introduced bias into their ruling by not remaining neutral on the subject of the baker’s religious beliefs. They “invalidated” his beliefs more or less, and SCOTUS said “no you can’t do that”.…

he is imposing his christian beliefs on others

Can we just cut to the end when there is a super cool underground resistance that nevertheless ends up getting wiped out in concentration camps?

Just send Bart Simpson in to explain she died on the way back to her home planet.

Just send in Gary Burghoff to announce her plane was shot down over the Sea Of Japan.

Its ABC’s new sitcom Rose, Man, the story of Charlene Donner, her dad Don, her aunt Smackie, her sister Gecky, her brother BJ, and her kids whatever their names are as they live love and laugh in the city of Blandford.

Imagine waking up out of the coma and reading this tweet...

So, a joke about turning lies into eyeshadow is a disgusting insult to “a wife and mother” but making racist comparisons and repeating anti-semitic conspiracy theories is just raunchy fun? Just trying to keep up with where conservatives have the line drawn today...

#neverforget

You take your star for this perfect reference.

...who? What?

Oh really?! Why don’t you ask Emma Thompson’s character in Love Actually about him letting people down!

Um, pretty sure we’ve all already heard Christian Bale’s angry speech?

Yyyyyyyyep. That’d be my worry.

My issue is this: the Tea Party led to the the ascension of populist dipshits (and I mean dipshits to a degree that used to be seen as absurd), with little understanding of how government actually works, as elected by clamoring dipshits (see above) with little understanding of how government actually works.

There’s also the issue that people on the left tend to be more intelligent and are thoughtful and introspective about the issues, as opposed to just being mindless idiots who are attracted by loud noises and shiny objects.

Katy Perry wore a culturally appropriated Sari to marry a sentient HPV virus. She needs to sit the fuck down.