Maybe he wanted to suck your face... off...

Stopped at the first Jurassic World and said “never again.” I’m surprised there was never a Jezebel take on how hostile that movie was to women. I was really uncomfortable by the gratuitous misogynist death by that sea monster thing which others observed. https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/06/15/the-strangely-cruel-and-…

I mean, when there are folks getting sucked into a video game I suspend a lot of disbelief. That said, “a couple of chuckle moments” unfortunately renders better than about 90 percent of comedies out there. It’s amazing to me how many comedies I’ve seen that don’t even elicit a smirk or, alternatively, make me…

I don’t know if I can get behind this take. While perhaps not Thor: Ragnorok, I enjoyed it.

Really? I saw it on an airplane with very low expectations. I thought it was fine for what it was, and the reviews were generally positive.

Yeah, I scratched my head at this. The script was nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay - and whatever you think of the movie, I think it was a very difficult script to write in a coherent and intelligible way, and they found some creative ways to do that. Guess Hazel Cills knows better!

Yeah, I think the statistic is 98% of the population identifies as “middle class.” But, but... there are richer people among me in the expensive neighborhood in the expensive city I choose to live in! Do you know what 180K gets you if you live in the West Village?!

I saw Event Horizon in theaters and have not revisited since it freak teenage me the fuck out. Still think that might be the scariest movie I’ve ever seen.

My first thought: hasn’t Greece been through enough lately?!

“muster some freaking empathy” 

Yeah, when I first lived in New York in 2007 and lived in the East Village I was approached by Russian teenagers by St Marks, wearing expensive affected ripped jeans and rock shirts and asking me for directions to the “Say Bay Jay Bay”store. Can we not pretend this commodification didn’t happen a long time ago, and…

File under: no shit, Sherlock.

Serious question. In terms of an “endorsement,” who does that picture capture other than people who would have otherwise voted for Cynthia Nixon? I feel “people who find Lena Dunham endearing” is totally surrounded by “people likely to vote for Cynthia Nixon” in the Venn diagram.

Come now, lets loose ourselves in conspiracy theories. The only possible explanation for Stephen Miller is his creation in a Nazi lab in the Brazilian jungle by someone with access to Goebbels DNA.

I lost my shit watching this.

I remember seeing this video on TV in some hotel room in Europe and it made an impression on me as one of the most Russia trash things I’ve ever seen. Like pee tape level.

Yeah, I was going to say this music is way too current and obscure. More like Miley’s “Party in the USA” and slurring along to the spoken beginning of “I Like Big Butts.”

I didn’t think there could be so perfect a physical embodiment of Trump’s America.

“Honestly we just have the law on the books so the international community won’t get pissy”

Yeah, I love it, but I think the summer of Aperol was like 3 years ago. I don’t know where they are getting this Mad Men shit (did like the references in Master of None). Walk around Italy and they are literally everywhere.