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Grammar trolls correcting grammar trolls.

NO ONE CARES

You mention a few times about not staying home on my computer, yet everywhere I go people can’t put down their smart phone. This is a battle we cannot win, the machines have won.

your pocketbook may say otherwise

I was. And I am now wearing your facts and my shame on my face like the end of a bukkake video.

+1 Long Island Ice Tea

In his defense, Brady Hoke hasn’t been driving a forklift for that long.

I’ll allow it but watch yourself counselor!

My girlfriend says the same thing after sex.

Chemist Corner seems to be the propaganda arm of Chemistry Industry— “Our mission is to help you land a job in the cosmetic industry”

I was suspicious as soon as the article started talking about dangerous chemicals. As the link you posted points out, zinc and titanium aren’t exactly things you’d want to ingest either but they’re okay because they’re more “natural,” I guess?

Burnnn...

Except the EWG was proven as a fraud last year. Its more based on the we hate GMO world than science. I would much rather have scientists than politicans evaluate my suncare line.

To be fair, those are Canadian dollars, so it’s actually roughly the price of a pizza.

This is not a “kit” car. It is a fully built production automobile.

Those are good, but no one who really has that Gronk level of skill and attitude. Harper, ya, but he’s Morman, so, no fun.
The only person who I can think of who honestly seems to have child-like fun playing the game is Adrian Beltre, but he keeps a pretty quiet offseason persona.
I honestly think MLB is so boring and…

That made me Snitker

Steve Kerr should've stepped in bounds and stolen the ball from Westbrook and let the refs sort it out later