But can’t you really only voice dissent when you have a voice?

Oh noes! Not crimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG finally. Ima get that angelina jolie sculpted look that no amount of dieting could!

Bring it back. Do not go quietly into the night!

That’s kind of the whole point sweetheart. I prefer saying bless your heart. And I don’t believe soft deliveries are cowardly. I believe they’re feminine, and frankly should be more supported for the art-form that they are. Graceful can coexist with purposeful and tough. Think ballet.

You do you and all, but I’m not wearing cargo shorts. I refuse to acknowledge their existence.

Hi Mom.

I couldn’t include DC because Granite Buildings With Names is still going on for y’all I think. W/e. Everyone in the south goes to state schools. It’s like, not even an insult (apparently is up north?).

Are we taking bets on how the haterade wouldn’t be here if this was created by a man? Because then it’s “art” and the fact that Lilly fabrics are ultra-wearable in warm climates is probably a huge practical negative or something.

Yeah the Gawker media does this whole thing where they forget the rest of the country exists so the idea that a large part of near-tropical wardrobes are colorful and cotton probably is too simple of an answer. No. It’s power and boarding school. Mmmmk Brooks Brothers/literally every other fashion brand. Give me a…

lol

I think you’re reaching, and more likely, don’t live in, and don’t like, the south. Yes elements of the privileged and powerful in the south wear Lilly but....

I STILL grapple with this dating? I wasn’t very attractive until around 25 (objectively: hair, weight, makeup, clothes that fit) so I’m admittedly behind the curve. I’m 28 now, and I always find the tone of surprise that I’m funny and intelligent in addition to something they want to look at to be a little tough to…

It’s not the same; not by a long-shot, but I had the sympathy-inducing thought the other day that men’s physical attraction for women comes on in puberty so strong and so perceptibly uncontrollably (at that age), that’s it’s probably akin to how quite a few women feel the shifting hormones of our cycles affect our…

So I’m assuming he’s turning 1? Just admit the party is for the adults. He wont remember anything. Bring booze.

THE NUMBER 1 THING.

I’m not so sure. There’s a bizarre element to high fashion publicity where being a shithead is a plus.

Second.

I know everything there is to know about fashion for all of time (legitimate), and Balenciaga is the most uninspired designer bag brand/a reason why people hate fashion. It’s dreadful. Push a wheelbarrow or get a guy-wallet before you carry Balenciaga. Gawd. Boring.

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