THANK YOU

Isn't Duke a little far outside of Florida for this sort of behavior?

No. No one's mind did that. You are alone.

Compared to when mine sneaks up on me. Yeah. Very tasteful.

OMG I WILL NOW

Uber users,

Over compensating paranoia from all the shit you seal so tightly that I will never be able to get it open again. There's a door that sticks in my apartment, and I cried in despair of opening it again after my brother visited.

OVERSACK.

I think guys have drifted from me so many time because "i'm more challenging" that it's seriously fucking with my head too.

I mean... what if you're a masochist? So if we apply the rule of "fuck yes or no" to my non-relationship then you see that I'm just a whatever to this person.

This is why, when someone (man or woman) now brags to me that they "have" someone who is clearly more into them then they are... that I tell them to break it off immediately or reevaluate because dragging someone through purgatory is a special sort of torture for that person. People aren't fucking status symbols or…

Well. I'm in the middle of this.

Does your class go into describing how these fetishes come to be in us? It seems so random.

Yes. I think you hit the nail on the head. A large part of the human population has sadistic tendencies.

Jesus. I'm sorry.

Did you perchance feel like you were a book on a shelf?

Don't eat breakfast or lunch then drink a bottle of wine with dinner. Weight loss magic.

People are shocked my prep for a half marathon is a bottle of wine. I've never run faster.

I'm sorry your older brothers failed so hard for you and what you were going through.

I just want to confess I ate an entire peanut butter patties box on Sunday. With an entire bottle of champagne. There. I said it.