Wow, how’d I miss this?

Trailer hints that he had the idea while staring at a pack of sandwich meat in the kitchen as the song played in the background.

Take your goddamned star, little buddy.

Truly, Jim Spanfeller is a herb.

You have never been addicted to anything if you really thing shit is easy

Manuals for Wii U games were great, too. They always had really thorough hyperlinks, so you could tap a keyword in one section and jump directly to the relevant page.

I wonder what the insurance policy on Zendaya’s eyebrows is like.

Her career seems to be doing fine to me. Hell, she’s only 39yo, and has been steady acting since she was like 4. 

Look at the bright side! You’ll get to hear Mario sing along to an Ed Sheeran song over the credits, while the whole cast has the mandatory end-of-movie dance party!

I mean he has a long standing beef with Ben Franklin

“meretricious”

I’ve also been re-reading the first page of “Gravity’s Rainbow” since 1981.

Ok, so today I learned it was/is bad to make fun of Rebecca Black, because it was mean but also more importantly there’s now someone new to make fun of.