He was committing suicide, not using violence against civilians to further an ideological objective. 

Yeah... her name was Crystal... Crystal Methé... pronounced ‘meth-eh’, not ‘meth’.

Maybe getting it out of the way now will actually be good for them and they make it out of the round of 16 for the first time in a Cup they’re not hosting?

If germany won the match, we’d be eliminated from the world cup.

Our team always pulls this kind of crap, whenever there’s an important, but easy, match they completely lose their shit.

So were all the Mexicans at this game! Telemundo kept showing shots of Mexican fans glued to their phones, nervously refreshing every few seconds.

Nice of El Tri to loan green(ish) jerseys to Germany so that they could shit the bed worse.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

It’s 20 million times better than any of the “MK-insert random letter” naming convention that they had been using to what could be described as muted indifference.

Eh, I guess. More like, “friend that is a girl.” “Novia” is a better word for girlfriend.

The 9-2x is the Saabaru. The 9-7x is the Trollblazer. Just as fun a name, though!

I prefer Trailblaab.

Audi Allroad with the 2.7T and Air suspension. You’ll be Finnnneee

That’s not a Saabaru, that’s a Saablazervoyadader.

Who needs reliability when you have a 6.0L V8 ?

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

My buddy used to steer with his knees, roll a blunt, and shift at the same time. In a 02 Ranger. I wanted to one up him so I used to do it in an 84 GMC C30.

They are bigger than the rear doors on the 2 door.

If you only THINK and don’t KNOW that there’s rodents living in it, it isn’t a David Tracy yet.

Yard du Tracy

The cross branding experiment which allows one to say “I have a Gremlin in my pants.”