Yeah, you've obviously got places to be and middle school girls to seduce...

First off, dudes a weird creep. That said, the fact that some back asswards states set the AoC @ 14(FOURTEEN!!!🙀) while others choose 15,16,17 or even 18? That seems pretty grey to me...not as grey as Big Bens Dick, but still, a little ambiguity 🤷‍♂️

But YOU'RE THE ONE WHO COMPARED THEM IN THE FIELD DAM PLACE!!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Ok, you demented pedo... “working under aged doesn’t get you branded a monster...” well, ok fool...but employing 11 year olds in your asbestos mine would make YOU a monster. This looks like a case of a not smart man trying to play word games to soften the rest of us up to the idea of him fucking young children. 

You type like,

This is very good...understated, not too on the nose...very nice!

But why? The lawyer probably only billed him for a few hours. And now his insurance won't go up thousands of dollars over his lifetime.

The earthquakes play in San Jose. The flames in Calgary. The thunder are basically named for tornado storms...cyclones are literally named after tornadoes! The Browns?!?!

Nobody goes in vacation to North Carolina...closest you'll find is trashy people going to myrtle beach.

But of the two metro areas, hartfords could buy the other one with spare change found in the couch🤷‍♂️ You guys haven’t embraced any of the pro sports you have been gifted. Nobody gives a shit about the football, hockey , or basketball teams.

My wife once had to poo...outside, Because we where enjoying a picnic and some fishing at my favorite stretch of river, with my son, wife, dog, and my parents dog. (we where dog sitting)

For fucks sake🤦‍♂️ Little Ceasers sells ready to carry out pizzas for $5 each. How fucking cheap is this guy? And why didn't anyone cause a scene with string cheese becky?

Holy shit, people have the gall to throw their trash in the provided trash cans??!?!?!  You should shoot them!

No chance! Not that many people are blind, and the ones that are are likely to be with someone who can read...because most people don't eat alone. Even then, the server can always relay the menu info in the extremely unlikely event it becomes necessary. You can't exactly make your own Braille menu, so how much do you…

The context is covered in the explanation. I can't imagine how you missed them🤷‍♂️

I never watched golf on purpose before that moment...just happened to switch it on, and was thinking, “this is not normal, they’re going nutz! It’s like happy Gilmore up in here!”

Everyone is kind of right. It’s not that strange to see a shot like that miss, even though you don’t make it to the pros without the ability to bang those in 🤷‍♂️ It could have been a matter of his redirection being off by a millimeter or two, and that being the difference between putting it up where mamma don’t…

Your avatar is a possum??? Great synergy with the news cycle around here!

Watching TNF, and not yore right...jets units are bland as fuck:-( but the browns “color rush”? They’re freakin’ AWESOME! The browns are turds no matter what color sack you pile them into...but the dark brown (almost black...like maybe some blood in the stool?) with orange accents? Very nice!!!👍

You misspelled, “ass”.