How long did Polanski take off after raping that little girl? Or woody Allen? I think spacey will be productive sooner than later

This is the first I'm hearing about this...in relation to THIS specific instance. Collinsworth has a point.

When someone wants to make Ron Mexico pay for john wall? You really gotta ask yourself if you understand sarcasm 🤷‍♂️

Yeah...who where those “other swedes” again? One of them had the name of a MUCH more famous hockey player, but that's like, not even important.

Lol...that's not how that would work. If you and I are ever on an airplane, and it's going down...now, there's only one parachute, but don't worry! I'll just use it first, then I'll call 911 once I get down safely...and then 911 will send help for you! Perfect:-)

Sushi is often served as a single piece per plate...this story is probably google translated from German. The guy probably ate what many people would consider 10 plates...not “100".

Lol. Jaguars legit look like AFC team of the future, but you must know somehow, someway, you'll see the patriots in Massachusetts, in January, in the snow, and then you will cry yourself to sleep...unless Blake Bortles puts up 400yrds & 4 TDs🤷‍♂️

It was, but part of that intent was the killer instinct mentality that admittedly has been beaten into these guys. So, I understand why he did it, but I don't give a fuck about his excuses, he was wrong to do it, and deserves zero defense for the ejection 🤷‍♂️

Lol. Stop. The still shows him on his feet when the play ended.

He was 5 yards away, and on both feet when the play ended. It would have been easier on him to just launch himself over the top of newton...nobody would have smashed into each other, and he may have hit the ground a little harder, but no different than a receiver diving for a catch. Nobody's seeing what you're…

Lol...terrific question, not one that deadspin authors are qualified to answer tho, let's see what the commenters think?

It’s getting a little late to keep that up. He’s already been martyred. He should have been tested out by now, it’s not gonna happen mid season, with pig fucker potus just waiting on the toilet with his tweeter all fired up with a whole draft file of scorching spicy takes.

Ask the guy who asked the question...

Didn't he? (Serial killing notwithstanding:-(

Ooofff!

Probably the wining team out of the two in the article. How can you not see that?

“When tables are outlawed, only outlaws will be tables”

I love deadspin. But I’m not an active communist revolutionary, and as such...I sometimes don’t see eye to eye with them on the farthest limbs of social justice. I agree that Serena has overcome much. I think she’s on the good side of humanity, but don’t think she’s above reproach. She has certainly gotten shit that…

When did he suggest that “it justified this”? You guys are jumping down his throat, and demanding that he remain willfully ignorant to an important part of the story.

That is a stupid and lazy excuse. I don't think wanting to be informed is the same thing as excusing the behavior...nobody suggested that if she was super duper cunty...then he should get a pass. We read the news to know what's going on, that information would provide a more complete picture 🤷‍♂️